i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHIN
It’s the Moon Moon of the sea
Swim Swim
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Africa13
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
Is your name caprisun because I wanna respect your pouch you feel me
Is your name caprisun? ‘Cause I’m gonna finish in like 5 seconds.
Is your name caprisun, because I wanna fill you with air and then stomp on you until you explode
Is your name caprisun, cuz I wanna bend you over and put my mouth all over you.
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
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every blog must have an elephant on a trampoline
it’s like the rules of tumblrism
i dont even know how many times i;ve reblogged this
AHAHHAHA made my day.
awww, we meet again, little elephant! I’ve rebloged this like 4654 times *-*
I love that moment of weightlessness right before his trunk flies up!
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patriarchy in action
I don’t know if you know this but
men can lose their virginity too
I don’t know if you know this, but society doesn’t place any fucking value on men’s virginity…nor has it ever systemically trained men to think of themselves as only being worthy of marriage if they’re still a virgin.
Society doesn’t tell men they’re tainted or dirty when they lose their virginity it praises them.
Society’s never PAID men’s families for their virginity…NOR HAS IT EVER PROMISED WOMEN who do good that they’ll get to “have sex with a 1000 virgin men” when they go to heaven.
GET THE FUCK OUT MY REBLOGS WITH YOUR BASIC ASS SHENANIGANS.
Even modern day weddings, it’s stressed that women should wear white if they’re virgins (a.k.a. pure) leaving non-virgins to wonder “Do I not wear white and be judged for ‘being a slut’ or do I wear white and watch people roll their eyes because they know I’m impure?” Non-virgin grooms have absolutely no difference in the expectations for their wedding attire.
Shit, for my wedding, virgin or no, I’m wearing red and gold. Red for fertility and love, gold for being regal-looking, beauty, and just plain awesomeness. And if anyone rolls their eyes at my choice of bridal wear, I probably shouldn’t have invited you.
Yesss gold. Just like The Mortal Instruments Series.
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