cloudcuckoolander527: loganmigliore: themondaynightwars: haylz: condorn: Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry Is your name caprisun because I wanna respect your pouch you feel me Is your name caprisun? ‘Cause I’m gonna finish in like 5 seconds. Is your name caprisun, because I wanna fill you with air and then stomp on you until you explode Is your name caprisun, cuz I...
PLEASE SWEET BABY JESUS I NEED THIS.
Does anyone, ANYONE, have a link to read Son of Sobek?
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious...
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
lol I still don’t.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Okay you know the drill
superwhostarkidmerlinavenglock: Reblog if you post Supernatural Sherlock Doctor Who Percy Jackson/Hero’s of Olympus LotR/Hobbit Starkid Avengers/anything Marvel DC Comics Merlin Torchwood Maximum Ride funny shit Idfk Destiel Johnlock DRiver TUp Fax And I will check you out and most likely just end up following you because I’m lazy.
thranduilofmirkwood: i think every percy jackson fan secretly waits for the day they’ll be surrounded by other percy jackson fans so they can make a joke about having a dam problem at the opportune moment sadly the only time I am surrounded by Percy Jackson fans is when I am on tumblr
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
cloudcuckoolander527: toinfinityandbeyonce: smilingemoticon: kanyewesticle: usb-dongle: kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning oh my god fucking fandom references WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM? Well, just a reminder it’s a pretty big fandom… I mean the get their own buildings to meet up and talk about their fandom.
Today in History
Teacher: Here is a picture of American military propaganda from WWI. The Hun is a nickname for the Germans.
Student in the back of the class: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
The entire class: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH. MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
Teacher: What just happened?
wiseaweed: the sea of monsters movie has been moved up two and a half weeks from august 16 to august 7! source sea of monsters masterpost (updated) umm… its only a week and two days. Don’t get me wrong, Its AWESOME, but yeahhh
Anthony Head can never replace Pierce Brosnan. I’m sorry, but Uther has nothing against James Bond.
stars-in-the-darkness-xoxo: odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile. i dont laugh when im on tumblr i simply breathe louder through my nose yes.
stevenfresco: i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
Holy shit you're an awful friend.
okay, so I have this friend. She’s been my best friend for like, 10 years. Anyway, I’ve been looking for a job because I’m heading to college in a few months and I have yet to get one. She already has a job but she’s a junior in high school. There’s this new place opening up and taking applications. she was talking to another person about this saying how not a lot of...
Demigods in nursery
Teacher: Percy, stop playing with the water!
Percy: SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH!
Teacher: Annabeth, let the other kids play with the lego too!
Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower!
Teacher: Jason, don't EVER stick your fingers in sockets!
Jason: LOL SPARKS.
Teacher: Piper, you can't ALWAYS get your way!
Piper: *charmspeaks* I want to play with the teddy bear!
Teacher: Frank, calm down!
Frank: I'm a bird! CAW CAW CAW!
Teacher: Hazel, don't keep all the beads to yourself!
Hazel: *hides in the corner clutching jewels*
Teacher: LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!
Leo: *staring at his flaming finger* Oooohhhhhh, awesome!
Percy: SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLOSH!
Annabeth: DON'T TOUCH MY LEGO.
Piper: MY teddy!
Frank: CAW CAW CAW!
Hazel: *still hiding*
Leo: *singing* THIS BOY IS ON FIIIIREEEE!
Teacher: Kill me.
Freedom at it's best: I'M DONE! →
sofiamineandroj: I’m tired of all the hate they throw at the movie, i hate it how they notice every little thing, I hate how their so negative towards it. I hate how ungrateful they are at the chance we are given to ven get a fuckin movie even more with a sequel, most of all I’m tired of re-acting this way, like… The thing about families is that we argue. About everything. This fandom is...
soloontherocks: okay look we know what dyslexia is it’s a thing it’s not like the teacher would be all DUDE YOU’RE MAKING THIS UP they have fucking programs for this the fact that Riordan is trivializing learning disorders when his son has the same learning disorders he’s talking about is worrisome to me BRO. Do you even read these books? Or are you just making assumptions based on the...
soloontherocks: “If it is not returned before midnight on the summer solstice in ten days, there will be a war.” a war between who? Zeus and Percy? Short fucking war. Also would that summer solstice in the northern or southern hemisphere? And when you say Midnight, what are we talking? UTC? Athenian time? Eastern Standard? this is like the vaguest threat ever Also, its clearly pointed out...
khaleesimiley: The year is 2058 a young boy asks his mother why is there too many Old people at the movie theater today. His mother answer “Tonight is the Percy Jackson: the Last Olympian midnight premiere”
Percy and Harry
Percy was famous for his future while Harry was famous for his past, but both grew up with expectations of being great. What if their roles were reversed?
If you blog any of the following, reblog and I will follow you -Merlin/Colin Morgan -Josh Hutcherson -Hunger Games -Percy Jackson/Percabeth -Harry Potter -cats
from where you are.: I'm going to burst a few... →
entertain-thisidea: Can’t a couple dudes go out and see a play together? I mean, when you think about it, they are actors. Which brings up another point: they’re ACTORS. People in the theatre community are particularly known for being close to one another especially when they make up the leads of a very popular…